There is no way I can overemphasize the importance of this event. It was a remarkable feat of dimensional choreography. I have to admit it was my finest work. Yes, I organized it. I mean who else could have pulled it off and possessed the insight and motivation to gather this cast of characters. Now, most parties are fairly unintentional, I mean except for those soirees thrown by Dolly Madison. Yes, most people who throw a party are just trying to have a good time. The Wingtail party was a feat of Existential Coherence, an intersection of space, time and karma so far reaching that it was talked about for one hundred years, pre and post, on each side of the actual date. The windows of opportunity for learning were stupendous but equally cataclysmic if not grasped appropriately. And this is where the chips fell: Sennyii was oblivious. As a result Fezella took her own life. Yes, Igyoke came in and out of being resulting in something quite remarkable but equally tragic. All in all, it moved things along quite well. I know you may think me callous, but from the perspective of 14,000 years, significant movement in evolution is exciting. That’s where you come in. You’ve probably thought that you were being entertained. You probably thought you could sit back and allow yourself to be a passive component of this experience. Well, you’re wrong. This story is about your evolution. Sorry if you feel tricked. There was no other way.
So now that you have been notified, there will commence a program. This program will incorporate a modalities including meditation, writing, affirmations, a processing tool called the Process Enneagram and the Tibetan Eye Chart. In association with this written instructions are two accessories, one included with the book and one online.
Now I would like to introduce you to your instructor. Ladies and gentlemen, I am pleased to present Exirmaan!